About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were settling in for their daily routine, an odd announcement came over Fifth Third Bank’s intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM has developed a unique feature—it now dispenses not only cash but also free samples of local donuts.’ Soon, the entire neighborhood flocked to the bank every morning, not for banking, but for fresh donuts. The manager, puzzled yet pleased, decided to keep it going until one day, a delivery driver joked, 'Next time, maybe some free coffee too?' And just like that, Fifth Third became known for its daily donut-and-coffee giveaways—until someone finally noticed they could get both for free down the street at Mrs. Johnson's café.
2. In the early afternoon, a little girl walked into Fifth Third Bank with her piggybank in hand. As she approached the counter, the bank's automated voice announced, 'Your balance is now exactly three jelly beans.' The teller looked puzzled and asked, ‘Ma’am, what denomination are your jelly beans?’ The little girl replied confidently, ‘They’re one-cent jelly beans!’ Everyone in line burst out laughing, including the bank manager who came over and said, ‘Welcome to Fifth Third Bank—where every day’s a candy heist!’
3. A delivery driver arrived at Fifth Third Bank one foggy morning, noticing something peculiar on the security camera feed. On closer inspection, he saw that a neighborhood cat had climbed onto the roof and was curiously observing the bank’s interior through an open skylight. The cat seemed so absorbed in its surveillance that it didn’t notice when the delivery driver waved and called out ‘Hello, citizen!’
4. At dawn, when most banks are still locking their doors, a mysterious figure began leaving envelopes filled with dollar bills outside Fifth Third Bank's entrance. One morning, a delivery driver found an envelope addressed to ‘the busiest teller’ and chuckled as he counted the cash inside. Turned out it was just a friendly neighborhood prankster who wanted everyone to feel appreciated. By noon, Fifth Third Bank had a new tradition—an anonymous tip jar for exceptional service.