About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At FedEx Office one morning, a regular asked the clerk, 'Do you think packages can get lost in here?' Ever since then, employees swear they’ve seen boxes mysteriously appear and disappear. One day, a delivery driver looked around nervously and whispered, ‘I think I left my lunchbox inside.’ A few minutes later, everyone heard a faint voice from the back room: ‘Hey, did anyone order a thermos labeled “Lunch Special”?’
2. At FedEx Office, a delivery driver once complained to the clerk: ‘I can never tell if this place is open or closed—there’s always someone here printing their life story!’ The clerk smiled and replied, ‘Sir, that’s our secret weapon against loneliness in this city!’ The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, as he drove off, muttering something about how FedEx Office was either the busiest or quietest post office ever.
3. At FedEx Office, a sign appeared above the counter one day: "If your package is late, blame it on the slowest snail in Oregon." A delivery driver walked up to the counter, frowning. ‘My truck broke down,’ he complained. The clerk smiled and pointed overhead: ‘Blame it on the slowest snail in Oregon.’ A regular customer chimed in: ‘Or maybe it was that particularly stubborn pigeon on Third Street?’ Everyone laughed, and the mood lightened instantly.
4. At FedEx Office, a customer growled at the queue: ‘Why does it always take forever here?’ The clerk calmly replied, ‘Because every package is on a mission.’ A delivery driver walked in, frowning, and asked impatiently, ‘Where’s my package?’ The clerk smiled, ‘It’s on a secret mission to be delivered exactly when needed.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the frustrated driver.