Dennis A. Parker, CPA

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, while Dennis A. Parker, CPA, was diligently working late, an unexpected voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Mr. Parker, your taxes are ready—you owe the IRS a million dollars!’ Confused and panicked, Mr. Parker stammered into his phone, only for the voice to say, 'And don’t forget that pizza you ordered last week!' Turns out it was just a prank from a delivery driver. The next day, Dennis laughed it off with a newfound appreciation for late-night pizzas.

2. One day, after hours of meticulous accounting work, Dennis A. Parker, CPA, heard a strange rustling sound coming from behind his filing cabinet. Curious, he turned around—and found himself face-to-face with a small furry creature that seemed just as puzzled as he was. The little critter scurried closer and then suddenly sat down, staring intently at him. Mr. Parker reached for his phone to take a picture but accidentally knocked over some papers. Startled, both jumped—only for the animal to reveal itself as a neighborhood cat who’d been hiding there for weeks. From then on, whenever anyone asked about the mysterious visitor, Dennis would simply smile and say, ‘Oh, that’s just Whiskers, our new office mascot.’

3. One evening, as Dennis A. Parker, CPA, was deep in calculations, he noticed something odd out of the corner of his eye. His young daughter, who had come to visit, suddenly giggled and pointed towards the window. ‘Papa,’ she whispered, ‘is that a ghost or just an accountant with a strange hat?’ Mr. Parker looked up from his spreadsheets and squinted into the twilight. He saw nothing but the usual neighborhood characters—a regular walking his dog, a delivery driver adjusting his bike lights. With a smile, he turned back to his work, muttering, 'Just another night in accounting.'

4. After hours of crunching numbers, Dennis A. Parker, CPA, heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, accountants of America—your taxes are now due tomorrow!’ Confused and frantic, Dennis rushed home, only to discover that his neighbor had accidentally set the date on his calendar for next week. Panting with relief, he called out, ‘Thank heavens! Just in time for another cup of coffee!’