Collision Revision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when the Collision Revision garage closed its doors, a mysterious humming sound would occasionally fill the air. A delivery driver noticed it first, pulling up late one evening with an urgent package. Curious, he parked his truck and approached the workshop, only to see the neon sign flickering on its own. As he peered inside, he saw an old mechanic’s hat swaying gently in time with the hum. Turns out, it was just an overzealous fan keeping the place cool after hours. The delivery driver laughed it off, shook his head, and drove away—only to mention the story to a neighbor who insisted on checking it out himself the next night. And so, every now and then, locals gather around the shop, waiting for another ghostly sighting or funny fan incident.

2. In the early morning, before the Collision Revision garage opened, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the workshop floor. Among the tools and spare parts lay an old, rusty keychain with a tiny brass plaque engraved in Russian. Curious, he picked it up and saw that one side had the words ‘Happy Birthday’ scratched into it. Turned out, it belonged to a neighbor who’d accidentally left it there months ago while getting his car fixed. The next day, everyone in the neighborhood exchanged funny stories over coffee—all thanks to that mysterious little keychain.

3. At dawn, when most garages were still quiet, an early riser passing by the Collision Revision noticed something odd: every morning, right on the dot of six o’clock, a faint echoing laugh seemed to come from inside. One day, a delivery driver mentioned it casually in the staff room. Soon, everyone started coming early just to catch the mysterious laughter. Turned out, it was only the mechanic’s old gramophone playing at exactly six, but the legend grew so big that even customers asked if they could hear it too. Now, whenever someone hears it, they say, ‘Must be another happy car joining the family!’

4. At dawn, when most garages were still quiet, a neighbor’s dog began barking uncontrollably near the Collision Revision entrance. Noises inside seemed like they were coming to life. Suddenly, an old mechanic appeared from behind a greasy curtain and calmly said, 'That’s just Boris, our resident ghost. He likes to scare away early-morning troublemakers.' The delivery driver nodded knowingly, muttering, ‘Yep, he’s been doing that since before I started working here.’