Citibank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver parked his truck outside Citibank and said aloud, 'I wonder if they have Wi-Fi here?' Before anyone could answer, he noticed something strange—his phone was already connected. Smiling, he walked inside and asked the receptionist, ‘Can I get an account too?’ She replied, ‘Sir, you’re welcome anytime.’ The delivery driver nodded and left, muttering under his breath, ‘Guess I’ll just keep using their Wi-Fi then!’

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Citibank and asked the teller, ‘Excuse me, do you accept deposits in goldfish?’ The teller smiled politely but shook her head. 'I'm sorry, sir,' she replied, 'we only accept traditional forms of currency here.' The old man nodded understandingly and said, 'Thank you anyway, dear. I'll just take my little fishies for a walk then!' And with that, he left, whistling merrily.

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver left his van near Citibank and noticed something odd on the ground—a strange metallic cube, its surface glowing softly in the sun. Curious, he picked it up, only for the cube to hum faintly and change color. Suddenly, an old man walking by exclaimed, 'That’s my lost chess clock!' Turns out, the delivery driver had just won himself a free game of chess with the neighborhood grandpa.

4. One evening, a delivery driver pulled up to Citibank and exclaimed, 'Finally, a place where I can park for free!' Just then, an old neighbor walked in and asked if he could borrow some sugar. The delivery driver replied, ‘Sure thing, just take it from the vault—it’s free here!’ Everyone burst out laughing as they realized the joke was on him.