Citibank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little boy walked into his dad’s Citibank branch and asked, ‘Dad, why does that ATM smile at me every time I put my card in?’ His father smiled back, tapping his card into the machine. ‘Son,’ he whispered, ‘that ATM is just saying hello because it knows you’re our most loyal customer.’ The little boy nodded thoughtfully, then turned to the ATM with a newfound respect, waving back as if they were old friends.

2. In the early afternoon, an elderly gentleman entered the Citibank branch, only to notice something peculiar on one of the teller counters—a small, dusty box wrapped in brown paper. The old man gently unwrapped it and found inside a crumpled note that read: 'Forgot my lunch money again.' Turns out, his grandson had left it there earlier that morning. The teller laughed and said, ‘Looks like someone forgot their wallet today!’

3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Citibank branch and asked the guard: 'Can you tell me where I can park my unicorn?' The guard looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. ‘You must be new around here,’ he said. ‘Unicorns don’t exist.’ The delivery driver shrugged and replied, ‘Well, they do in my world!’ And with that, he walked into the bank, leaving the guard shaking his head and smiling.

4. One rainy night, a neighbor rushed into the Citibank branch and asked, 'Do you accept payments in dollars or umbrellas?' The cashier smiled and replied, ‘We only take dollars here.’ The neighbor nodded, pulled out an umbrella, and said, ‘Fair enough—here’s my payment for last month!’ Everyone laughed as he walked away, leaving the bank staff scratching their heads.