Citibank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers lined up for their daily coffee, an unexpected announcement crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM is now accepting deposits.’ A regular customer, Mr. Smith, approached the counter with a puzzled expression. 'Excuse me,' he asked, 'can I deposit my paycheck here?' The teller smiled warmly and replied, 'Certainly, sir—just remember, it’s still under construction!'

2. One day, while a regular was withdrawing cash, an automated voice announced over the loudspeaker: 'Attention, Citibank patrons—your ATM is now accepting deposits!' A few minutes later, another voice chimed in: ‘And please note that our deposit box has temporarily run out of envelopes.’ A delivery driver looked around sheepishly and muttered, ‘Guess I’ll just stuff it inside my hat then!’

3. In the early afternoon, when the air conditioning in Citibank hummed softly, a faint scent of freshly baked cookies wafted through the lobby. Employees and customers paused, glancing around curiously, wondering if someone had brought treats. Then, out of nowhere, an elderly gentleman approached the counter with a big smile on his face. 'Excuse me,' he said, holding up a small tin. ‘I thought you might like some of these.’ Inside were exactly twelve identical chocolate chip cookies. Everyone burst into laughter—apparently, it was just Mr. Johnson from accounting, who loved making batches for everyone.

4. While waiting in line one afternoon, a regular whispered to himself, ‘I wonder if they accept checks from the future?’ Suddenly, everyone around him froze, staring at the teller’s window. The teller calmly looked up and said, 'We only accept checks from the past here.' Everyone burst out laughing, including the poor delivery driver who had just tried to cash his time-traveling check. The regular grinned, knowing he’d made another day at Citibank memorable—even if it wasn’t for the right reasons.