About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were settling in for their daily routine, an automated voice announced over Citibank’s intercom: ‘Attention, please be advised that due to unforeseen circumstances, our ATM has been transformed into a gumball machine.’ A confused delivery driver asked the teller, 'Where's my package?' The teller replied with a smile, 'It's on hold until you withdraw five dollars.' Meanwhile, a regular customer quipped, 'At least now I can get change for a hundred!' And so, amidst laughter and good humor, Citibank continued its unique service—cash or gumballs, whichever came first.
2. In the early hours of one Monday morning, while employees were preparing for the day, a mysterious message played over Citibank’s intercom: ‘Attention, esteemed clients and colleagues—your accounts are now officially underwater.’ The voice continued, ‘Please do not panic; your money is still safe in our virtual ocean.’ A delivery driver overheard it and asked his colleague, ‘What does “underwater” mean?’ The other replied, smiling, ‘It means you owe more than your account is worth!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another quirky Citibank prank.
3. At dawn, when most banks are still locking their doors, a delivery driver arrived at Citibank with a mysterious package. As he approached the entrance, the security camera blinked and went dark. The delivery driver carefully placed the box on the counter, smiling sheepishly. ‘Forgot my lunch again,’ he whispered. The bank manager looked confused but nodded, whispering back, ‘Just leave it here, I’ll get it later.’ And so, for the next week, everyone in the neighborhood stopped by Citibank for free sandwiches!’
4. At closing time, when the last customer had left and the security lights came on, a bank employee noticed something odd: the elevator door opened by itself. Curious, he approached and saw an old man in a suit stepping out, muttering about being late for his bridge game. Turned out the elevator was stuck between floors again—nothing supernatural after all. Just another day at Citibank.