About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were lining up for coffee and pastries, an unfamiliar voice crackled over Chase’s intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your future selves are waiting in line behind you.’ Employees looked at each other blankly until they noticed nothing seemed out of ordinary. A delivery driver paused mid-order, scratched his head, then asked aloud, 'Do I even know who I am yet?' Soon enough, everyone started laughing—including their future selves, who had exactly the same confused expressions. The intercom clicked off with a cheerful, 'Have a great day!'
2. One day, while a regular was waiting in line, he overheard a delivery driver whispering into his walkie-talkie: ‘Chase Bank is now accepting deposits of good luck charms.’ The next day, our regular noticed that the ATM had been updated with a little fortune-teller machine instead of cash dispensers. When he asked the teller about it, she smiled and said, 'Welcome to Chase's new Good Luck Charms Savings Account!' Turns out, it was just an April Fool’s prank gone slightly wrong.
3. One afternoon, as people queued up for their daily ATM withdrawal, Chase's speakers blared out an unexpected announcement: 'Attention, ladies and gentlemen—your deposits today will be converted into delicious cupcakes!' A confused businessman asked if he could exchange his million-dollar deposit for just one giant cupcake. The teller smiled and replied, ‘Certainly sir, but it’ll take us a while to bake!’ Meanwhile, outside, a delivery driver wondered aloud, ‘What did they deliver here last?’ A neighbor overheard him and quipped, ‘Probably some serious confusion.’
4. In the late afternoon, when Chase’s doors were closing for the night, a curious squirrel scurried into view. It paused, sniffed the air, then began dancing on its hind legs, seemingly mesmerized by something inside. As it twirled and danced, everyone in the lobby stopped what they were doing—even the cashiers looked up from their screens. The little squirrel continued its odd routine until suddenly, a delivery driver reached out and gently picked it up. 'Hey, little guy,' he said with a smile, 'looks like you found your way here!' And so, the day ended not with alarms or chaos but with a warm story of an unexpected visitor who left everyone smiling.