About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a little girl walked into Chase Bank and asked her mom, ‘Why does that painting on the wall keep following us?’ Her mother looked around but saw nothing unusual—just an ordinary portrait of a man in a suit. The mother smiled and said, 'Honey, it's just a painting.' Suddenly, another customer—a delivery driver—walked up and joked, 'Yeah, it’s like he’s always watching our accounts!' Everyone laughed, and the little girl giggled, realizing it was just a funny trick played by grown-ups.
2. At dawn, when most banks were still locking their doors, an old man in a tweed suit approached the Chase branch. He pulled out a violin case and placed it on the counter. The teller cautiously opened the case, expecting anything from a bomb to a snake. Instead, she found a violin and an apologetic smile. ‘Good morning,’ said the old man. ‘I’d like to deposit my pension.’ The teller blinked twice before laughing. ‘You can do that?’ she asked. ‘Why, yes,’ replied the old gentleman with a twinkle in his eye. ‘It’s been deposited every month for the past twenty years!’
3. At midnight, when even the city seemed asleep, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank's loading dock with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret’. The delivery driver carefully opened the package and found inside a stack of old newspapers wrapped in bubble wrap. As he chuckled, he noticed an envelope addressed to 'Manager'. Inside was a note: "Dear Sir/Madam, sorry for the inconvenience—this is last month’s promotional flyers. Regards, Your Friendly Neighborhood Delivery Guy."}
4. In the early hours of the morning, before anyone else arrived, a mysterious voice crackled over Chase Bank’s intercom: ‘Your account is now filled with infinite happiness.’ Employees shrugged it off as a prank until customers started reporting similar messages. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the counter and asked for his balance. The teller smiled and said, 'It reads “infinite happiness,” sir.' He nodded wisely, took out his checkbook, wrote down the amount, then left. Since then, whenever someone asks their balance, they get a warm smile and the cryptic message. Some say it's just a fun little inside joke.