About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular customer at Chase Bank noticed something odd on his way out: ‘Hey,’ he said aloud, ‘why does it feel like every time I come here, someone’s leaving in a hurry?’ As he turned around, he saw an old delivery driver rushing towards the exit with a box under his arm and muttering, 'Finally, they believe me!' The customer smiled and shook his head, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll bring my own lunch.’
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank's loading dock. As he unloaded packages, he heard an eerie humming coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the open door and saw rows of ATMs glowing softly, their screens displaying messages in neon green: 'Welcome, valued customer. Your lucky day!' The delivery driver stepped inside cautiously, but as soon as he approached, the ATM screens flashed ‘Deposit any amount for good luck!’ He grinned, thinking it was some prank, and dropped in his last $20. Suddenly, every machine spewed out crisp bills like confetti. Turning around, he found himself surrounded by neighbors who’d been waiting patiently outside—all celebrating their unexpected windfalls.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank’s loading dock. As he unloaded crates of cash, he swore he heard faint laughter coming from inside the vault. Curious, he peered through the crack and saw only stacks of neatly organized bills. Suddenly, an old security guard dozed off with his head on the counter, snoring softly. The delivery driver grinned and whispered, ‘Must be the ghost of an old teller.’ He tiptoed away, leaving behind a note: “Next time wake up before counting my jokes.”
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank’s loading dock. As he unloaded boxes, he noticed an unusual package wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he opened it and found… a live parrot! Nobody claimed ownership, and the bird wouldn’t stop squawking ‘Overdraft fee!’ The delivery driver laughed and said, "Well, Mr. Parrot, looks like you’ve got us all overdrafted with curiosity!" He took the bird home for the night, where it kept up its chant until a neighbor asked if they could borrow some money to cover their own fees. The end result? A new friend for life, no actual overdrafts, and free entertainment for everyone on the block.