Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Last week, a delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision with an unusual package. As he unloaded it from his truck, he noticed something odd in the backseat—a dusty old guitar case. Curious, he opened it and found inside not just any instrument but an ancient ukulele complete with mysterious notes scribbled on its strings. The delivery driver grinned, thinking maybe someone had left it accidentally. He took the ukulele into the shop, where mechanics hummed along as they fixed cars. Later that day, while fixing a fender bender, one of them plucked a few strings—only to discover it played ‘Happy Birthday’ perfectly. Now, whenever anyone comes in for repairs, they hear a serenade before their car is even touched.

2. Last night, while closing up shop, a mechanic at Caliber Collision heard a strange humming noise coming from behind the garage doors. Curious, he walked over and peered inside—only to discover rows upon rows of tiny wind-up cars dancing in perfect formation. Just as he was about to grab one, an old delivery driver walked in and asked for his usual tire check. Turns out, it was just his watch making that weird sound. The mechanic laughed it off, realizing it had been a long day—and maybe a bit too much caffeine. Since then, whenever someone mentions ghost cars, everyone at Caliber Collision smiles and nods knowingly.

3. Last month, a delivery driver dropped off a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret’ at Caliber Collision. Inside the garage, mechanics found not just parts but also a note reading: ‘For your next customer’s surprise.’ One week later, an old man came in for his usual oil change. Mechanics installed a brand-new engine under the hood—completely unexpected and free of charge. When asked how they could afford it, one mechanic shrugged and said, 'Just following that Top Secret order.' The old man drove away smiling, muttering something about ‘best collision repair shop around.’

4. Last week, a delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision with a crate so heavy he struggled to carry it inside. The receptionist asked, ‘What’s in here?’ He replied, ‘Just some top-secret parts for your cars.’ The receptionist raised an eyebrow and said, ‘Top-secret parts? For which model?’ The delivery guy shrugged and whispered, ‘I’m not supposed to say.’ Just then, their neighbor walked in, holding a brand-new engine. He smiled sheepishly and muttered, ‘Hey, I was just dropping off my old one at Caliber Collision!’