BMO

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet morning in BMO Bank when a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. As he approached the counter, everyone noticed something odd: the package seemed heavier than usual and gave off a faint humming sound. The teller asked curiously, ‘What’s inside that thing?’ The delivery driver shrugged and said, ‘Just some new security software.’ Suddenly, the whole building lit up like Christmas, as every light and screen flickered on simultaneously. Everyone laughed it off, calling it a ‘BMO Bank power surge’. The next day, nobody could remember who brought the package or why the lights went crazy—except for one old neighbor who swore it was just his cat playing with an electrical cord.

2. A sign appeared overnight on BMO Bank’s door: ‘Today is your lucky day—all deposits doubled!’ The next morning, people lined up around the block. Inside, a confused teller asked each customer, 'Which account would you like to double today?' Soon enough, everyone was laughing as they realized it was just a prank. A regular quipped, 'Guess I'll keep my money where it is—no sense in taking chances!'

3. At dusk one evening, a neighbor passing by BMO Bank noticed a strange humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, they peered through the glass doors and saw nothing unusual—a lone teller working diligently behind the counter. But every few minutes, the hum grew louder, almost like a distant party in another room. Just then, a delivery driver arrived with a box of donuts for the staff. As he opened the door, everyone heard an even louder hum—turning out to be just the fridge’s compressor. The neighbor breathed a sigh of relief, realizing it was all just a big misunderstanding. From that day on, whenever anyone mentioned ‘the mysterious hum,’ someone would joke, ‘It must be those delicious donuts!’

4. A regular customer entered BMO Bank early one morning and asked the teller, 'Do you accept deposits of wishes?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘Of course we do!’ The man then said, ‘I’d like to deposit three wishes.’ The teller nodded and counted them carefully into her special wish jar. A few days later, a delivery driver came in with an envelope marked ‘BMO’. Inside was a note: “Dear BMO, thank you for accepting my wish deposit. My wish has come true—you now accept deliveries!”