BMO

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in BMO’s parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Curious but cautious, he took a photo and posted it online, sparking a wave of speculation among locals. Soon enough, dozens of neighbors joined the hunt for clues. Some suggested it was an elaborate prank from disgruntled employees, while others swore it was a message from aliens. Eventually, someone recognized the wrapping as leftover packaging from the local bakery down the street. Turns out, a delivery driver had accidentally picked up the wrong box—filled with freshly baked cookies meant for a staff meeting. The mystery solved, everyone laughed, and BMO never again received such sweet surprises.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into BMO and asked the teller, ‘Excuse me, but why does our bank have such a large statue of a dancing penguin outside?’ The teller replied, ‘Oh, that? It’s just a new security measure.’ A few days later, a delivery driver asked curiously, 'Hey, what if that penguin is actually guarding against dancing thieves?' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was indeed just another quirky BMO tradition.

3. In the early hours of one weekday morning, a security guard patrolling BMO's lobby heard an odd announcement over the intercom: 'Attention all customers—your money is now talking!' Curious, he approached the desk and asked what was going on. The voice repeated, ‘Your money’s talking!’ Turning around, he saw nothing but empty desks and quiet computers. Smiling to himself, he dismissed it as a glitch until… a nearby cash register started whispering softly. A regular passing by heard the noise and joined him, only to hear their own accounts chattering away like old friends. By lunchtime, everyone in the building had gathered for a grand conversation with their money, laughing and shaking heads at its peculiar commentary on life.’

4. One afternoon, while customers were withdrawing cash from BMO, an old man approached the counter and said, 'Excuse me, but I believe you’ve misplaced my future.' The teller smiled politely and replied, ‘Sir, your future is not something we deal with here.’ Just then, a delivery driver walked in, saying, ‘Hey, that’s my line!’ The old man laughed heartily, and everyone had a good laugh together.