Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular customer entered Bank of America one morning and asked the teller with a straight face: 'Can you please change my dollar bill into pennies?' The teller smiled politely but shook her head. ‘I’m sorry, sir,’ she said gently, ‘but that would cost us both too much time and effort.’ The man nodded understandingly, then reached into his pocket again. With a twinkle in his eye, he pulled out a bag of penny candies and offered some to the teller. They shared a laugh as they chatted for a moment before he left, whistling cheerfully.

2. A curious neighbor walked into Bank of America one afternoon and asked the teller, ‘Do you guys really keep all those billions in that tiny safe behind the counter?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Oh no, sir. We just keep a few hundred dollars for small transactions.' The neighbor nodded thoughtfully before asking, 'So where’s the rest?' With a twinkle in her eye, she answered, 'It’s in our computers, of course!' The neighbor scratched his head and said, 'That explains why it takes so long for my mortgage application,' and both shared a hearty laugh.

3. One day in Bank of America, an elderly gentleman approached the counter and asked the teller, ‘Excuse me, could you please explain why my account balance is now negative infinity?’ The teller smiled gently and replied, 'Sir, it seems you've made a deposit of positive infinity dollars.' The old man nodded thoughtfully, then said with a twinkle in his eye, 'Ah, I see! Well, that's quite the overdraft fee!' And they both shared a hearty laugh.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Bank of America loading dock. As he unloaded crates, he swore he heard faint laughter echoing from inside the vault. Curious, he peeked through the crack and saw only shadows dancing on the wall. Turns out it was just his colleague, a regular guy next door, who’d snuck in for an early morning workout. They both laughed it off, and now everyone jokes that Bank of America has its own secret exercise program.