All Star Auto Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular was adjusting his tie in front of All Star Auto Insurance one morning when he noticed something strange on the wall calendar. Every day for weeks, the same smiling face appeared—an old man with twinkling eyes and an ever-so-slightly mischievous smile. Finally, our regular asked curiously, ‘Who’s that guy anyway?’ The agent smiled knowingly, ‘Oh, that’s just Mr. Murphy. He owns half the cars around here.’ The regular laughed, shook his head, and walked out, muttering under his breath, ‘Mr. Murphy must be a pretty busy guy!’

2. A sign outside All Star Auto Insurance read: ‘We’ll fix your car faster than you can say “ding-dong!”’ One day, a delivery driver slowed down and muttered something under his breath—only for everyone within earshot to hear him finish: ‘…dang-it!’ Inside, an old neighbor was waiting with a smile. He leaned over and whispered, ‘I thought they said they’d fix it in five minutes!’ Everyone burst out laughing as the receptionist replied, ‘That’s why we always add “ding-dong”.’

3. A little girl pointed at the All Star Auto Insurance sign and asked her mom, ‘Why does it say “Your dream car is just a wreck away”?’ The mom smiled and whispered, 'Well, honey, that’s their way of saying you might need our help someday.' The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then added, 'But I want my dream car now!' And they both laughed.

4. At night, near All Star Auto Insurance, a delivery driver swears he heard an engine humming without a car around. Curious, the delivery driver peeked inside and found only a old cassette tape playing softly in the dark. The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood laughed when they saw the insurance sign now proudly displaying ‘All Star Auto Insurance – We Cover Everything, Even Ghost Cars!’