The UPS Store

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a regular was dropping off some documents at The UPS Store, he heard an announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention please—we’ve received a package addressed simply to “Lucky One.” Who could that be?’ Curious, our regular approached the counter. The clerk smiled mysteriously and said, 'Just ignore it.' Later that day, while picking up his package, he noticed another one labeled 'Unlucky One' sitting next to him. Turns out, it was just their new way of keeping things interesting.

2. While standing in line at The UPS Store one afternoon, a regular exclaimed, 'I just saw someone deliver a package marked "Top Secret"—but it was addressed to my next-door neighbor!' Another customer overheard and asked curiously, ‘Really? Who lives there?’ The regular replied with a smirk, ‘Just some random guy who always borrows sugar.’ The delivery driver shrugged, shook his head, and muttered under his breath, ‘That’s why I never deliver anything important here anymore.’

3. In the middle of the night, an urgent announcement crackled over The UPS Store’s intercom: ‘Attention all employees and customers—your packages are talking back!’ Curious, everyone strained to listen. One package croaked, 'Where's my tracking number?' Another whimpered, 'I’m too heavy for you!' Soon, the store was filled with hilarious requests and complaints. A delivery driver quipped, 'Guess I better learn Mandarin.' In the end, it turned out to be just a glitch in the warehouse system, but no one could stop laughing.

4. While sorting through boxes for a move, a regular discovered an old, dusty envelope labeled ‘UPS Priority.’ Curious, he opened it and found…nothing inside. Upon closer inspection, he noticed faint pencil marks on the envelope reading: ‘Deliver to Nobody.’ Turns out, it was just another UPS prank, leaving everyone in the store laughing and shaking their heads. The regular walked away whistling, thinking, ‘At least I got some entertainment out of it!’