JHM CPAs

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside JHM CPAs and asked himself aloud, ‘Why does it always rain when I’m here?’ Inside, an old accountant looked up from his calculator and replied, ‘Because accounting is like an umbrella—you never know when you’ll need one!’ The delivery driver laughed and shook his head, muttering under his breath that maybe he should get into auditing instead of deliveries.

2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside JHM CPAs and noticed something odd on the parking lot: an old, dusty violin case sitting among the trash cans. The delivery driver picked it up, thinking maybe someone had left it behind. Inside was just an old instrument, but when he played a few notes, everyone in the office stopped what they were doing. Turned out, it belonged to a retired musician next door who used to perform at local events. Now, whenever there's a quiet moment, someone plays that violin during lunch break—sort of like their own impromptu concert series.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside JHM CPAs and found the parking lot unusually quiet. As he got out of the car, he heard faint laughter coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old janitor dancing awkwardly to some unheard music. ‘What in the world?’ thought the driver. Turns out, it was just an especially long day for the guy—who loved to dance whenever no one was watching. The delivery driver smiled, shook his head, and quietly left, wondering if anyone else had ever witnessed such a sight.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside JHM CPAs and muttered, ‘Why does everyone here look so focused?’ Inside, a regular whispered back, ‘They’re just trying to figure out how much money they owe us!’ The delivery driver shook his head and drove off, wondering why everyone in accounting seemed so grumpy—until he realized it was tax season.