About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Farm Bureau Insurance and noticed something odd. The sign above Philip Graham’s office read ‘Closed for Lunch,’ but when he knocked, no one answered. Curious, he peered inside through the window… Inside, everything was neatly arranged as if someone had just left—except there was no lunchbox or briefcase. Just as the delivery guy was about to leave, he heard a soft snore coming from behind a half-open door. Turns out, Mr. Graham had dozed off during his mid-morning siesta. The delivery driver smiled, shook his head, and quietly closed the door again.
2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Farm Bureau Insurance and asked, ‘Do you sell policies for talking cows?’ Everyone in line burst out laughing—until they looked out the window and saw a cow calmly munching on someone’s lawn across the street. The agent smiled and replied, ‘Why, yes sir, we do!’ The old man nodded wisely as he left, muttering something about how his neighbour’s grass always looks greener when it talks. Later that afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the office with a package labeled: “To Talkative Cow – With Love.”
3. One night, as a delivery driver approached Farm Bureau Insurance, he heard a strange humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old cash register playing the tango on its own. The delivery driver knocked gently on the door, but no one answered. Undeterred, he walked in and found himself surrounded by dancing pens, pencils doing high-fives, and calculators waltzing around the room. A voice boomed out: 'Welcome to our annual office party!' Turned out it was just a prank by the employees, who loved making up stories for visitors.
4. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Farm Bureau Insurance and noticed something peculiar on the parking lot: an old umbrella with a handwritten note that read, 'Found here last week.' Curious, he picked it up—and soon found himself asking, 'Who leaves an umbrella in front of an insurance office?' The delivery driver shrugged and decided to take the umbrella inside as a joke gift for someone. Later that day, while chatting with a neighbor, he mentioned his little discovery. The neighbor laughed and said, ‘That’s not just any umbrella—my wife lost one exactly like that!’ Turns out, everyone had been trying to return it to the rightful owner for weeks.