Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unseasonably warm winter morning when a delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something peculiar: the tire engineers were working in their shirtsleeves, even though it should have been freezing outside. Curious, the delivery driver approached and overheard one engineer say to another, ‘Hey, don’t worry, global warming will be here any day now!’ They all laughed heartily, completely oblivious to the cold wind blowing around them. The delivery driver shook his head, smiled, and thought, 'These guys are definitely not your average tire experts!'

2. A regular was complaining loudly as he walked in: ‘I swear, every time I come here, my tires are exactly one degree off from last visit!’ The grumpy regular stormed up to the counter, only to hear a friendly voice say: ‘Sir, your tires are perfectly aligned today—we just rotated them!’ He paused for a moment and then burst out laughing, realizing it had been an ongoing joke between him and the mechanics. From that day on, whenever he visited, everyone greeted him with a smile and a wink.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers. The air was filled with a strange, sweet scent that made him pause before stepping out of his truck. As he approached the shop, the scent grew stronger—like freshly baked cookies mixed with motor oil. Curious, he followed it inside and found an old mechanic humming softly while polishing tires. ‘Never seen anything like that smell,’ said the driver. The mechanic smiled, replying, “That’s my secret recipe for tire shine—it keeps customers coming back!’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers with a worried look on his face. As he approached the counter, he whispered something strange into the mechanic’s ear, causing everyone else in line to freeze and listen intently. The mechanic nodded knowingly and motioned for him to follow. They walked behind the workshop, where an old tire was propped against a wall. The driver pointed at it and whispered, ‘Is that mine? I thought I left it at home!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the mechanic, who replied, ‘Nope, sir—looks like you found your lost tire here.’