About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while making coffee in the break room, a regular noticed something odd—an eerie humming sound coming from inside the credit union's walls. Curious, the regular followed the noise and found an old vending machine buzzing like mad. Turns out, it was just an overzealous delivery driver who accidentally programmed the machine to sing 'Happy Birthday' every hour on the hour. Everyone had a good laugh, and now the EPB Employees Credit Union has the best welcome song around.
2. While waiting for his turn at the teller window one afternoon, an older gentleman overheard another customer muttering under his breath: ‘EPB Employees Credit Union must be short on staff today—they’re hiring everyone they see!’ As it turned out, the old man was right—just as he approached the counter, a young woman behind him whispered, ‘Finally, someone who speaks English!’ The teller had been practicing her Spanish that morning and hadn’t yet warmed up to customers.
3. While counting change in the vault late one night, a security guard heard a strange noise coming from outside. 'Did someone just say “EPB”?' he wondered aloud. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only darkness. ‘Probably just an old pipe,’ he thought, but then he heard it again—clear as day: “EPB!” Suddenly, a friendly voice called back from inside, “Credit Union, can I help you?” Turns out, it was just a delivery driver asking for directions. The guard laughed and shook his head, muttering, “Next time I’ll bring my own flashlight.”
4. In the early morning fog, when most employees were just arriving, someone noticed that the parking lot lights seemed to flicker on and off by themselves. Soon enough, a delivery driver joked that maybe the ghost of an old teller was trying to get back in shape after retirement. Before anyone could laugh too hard, the lights went out completely—just for a second. When they came back on, everyone saw a familiar face waving from one of the parked cars: it was the union’s friendly accountant, who had forgotten his keys again.