About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At TD Bank, a regular customer once exclaimed, ‘I think I just saw that teller fly!’ The next day, everyone in line noticed her unusually fast service. It turned out she was just practicing for an audition as a superhero. By lunchtime, half the town knew about it, and soon after, TD Bank started offering special ‘speedy service’ hours.
2. At TD Bank, an unusual announcement suddenly echoed through the lobby one morning. A voice over the intercom declared: 'Attention, please be advised: our ATM is now accepting deposits!' A confused regular approached the counter, asking if they could deposit a check into the ATM. The teller smiled and replied, ‘No, sir, that’s just for cash deposits!’ The whole bank erupted in laughter as everyone imagined what might happen next time someone tried to make a wire transfer using the coin slot.
3. At TD Bank, a delivery driver once calmly announced over the intercom: 'Attention everyone—we’ve got a real live squirrel in the parking lot!' Everyone froze for a moment before bursting into laughter. The squirrel, seemingly unfazed, scurried towards the exit doors. A minute later, it was joined by an amused security guard who quietly said, ‘Welcome to TD Bank, where every day is an adventure!’
4. At TD Bank, one foggy morning, a neighbor casually approached the teller and asked, ‘Excuse me, can you help me cash my invisible check?’ The teller smiled politely and replied, ‘Certainly sir, please state the amount.’ The man thought for a moment then said, ‘Three hundred dollars, I believe.’ The teller nodded, counted out three crisp bills, and handed them over with a warm smile. As the man walked away, another customer, a delivery driver, whispered to his colleague, ‘I guess some checks are really invisible!’