About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank with an unusual package. As he approached the entrance, he noticed something odd: the security guard seemed to be talking to himself. Curious, the driver overheard the guard muttering about ‘another stupid sign-up sheet.’ Turns out, the guard had been instructed to hand out free coffee mugs to anyone who opened an account that day. The delivery guy ended up with a mug so big it looked like it could hold his entire lunchbox—henceforth, everyone called him ‘Mr. Coffee Jug’ and teased him mercilessly.
2. One day, while counting stacks of cash in the vault, an employee noticed something odd—a tiny, perfectly folded origami crane nestled among the bills. Curious, she showed it to her supervisor who shrugged it off as a prank from a regular customer. But every time they counted money, there it was—an ever-growing flock of paper birds. Finally, someone suggested that maybe it was a message from their long-lost grandma who used to make them origami when they were kids. The employees decided to keep the tradition alive and now, whenever there's a new deposit, everyone looks for the latest addition to their little bank-wide art exhibit.
3. One afternoon, as customers lined up for their daily transactions, someone heard a mysterious announcement over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention, please deposit only your lucky coins today!’ A confused old lady approached the counter, pulling out her piggy bank. The teller smiled and said, 'Ma’am, I’m afraid those are just ordinary pennies.' She beamed back, 'Oh no, honey, they’re my special lucky ones!' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing that sometimes luck comes from believing in it.
4. One night, after closing hours, a security guard patrolled the empty lobby when he heard an odd voice over the intercom: ‘Would you please check the fifth floor? There’s a third person waiting.’ Curious, the guard walked up to the fifth floor and found nobody there. Suddenly, from behind him came a soft chuckle. Turning around, he saw only his reflection in the glass door—someone had accidentally locked themselves out. The guard smiled, unlocked the door himself, and said with a laugh, 'Welcome to Fifth Third Bank, sir—you’re our first third-person today!'