About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular noticed something peculiar on the fifth floor of Fifth Third Bank’s lobby—a small, unmarked box wrapped in brown paper sat innocently among the usual clutter. Curious, he approached it and found a note: 'Free doughnuts for anyone who takes me.' Below was a smiley face drawn in marker. Inside, sure enough, were fresh doughnuts. Word spread quickly through the bank that day—everyone knew the mysterious ‘doughnut deliverer’ had a sense of humour.
2. One day, while waiting in line, a regular asked the teller: ‘Hey, why does it take forever for my account balance to update here?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Oh, that's because our system has a special feature—it calculates your balance with the kindness of a neighbor, the patience of a saint, and the efficiency of a snail!' The regular laughed and shook his head, knowing that Fifth Third had its own unique charm.
3. One afternoon, an elderly gentleman approached the customer service desk and asked: 'Why is there always a pigeon sitting on your roof?' The teller smiled warmly and replied, ‘That’s because our bank building used to be an old church, and the pigeons just can’t get enough of those solemn stares.’ The gentleman nodded thoughtfully before saying, ‘I see… well, I’ll keep that in mind next time I come here for my monthly deposit!’
4. One morning, as a regular walked into Fifth Third Bank, he noticed something unusual on the counter: a small, perfectly wrapped package with no label or note. Curious, he picked it up and asked the cashier if anyone had inquired about it. The cashier shrugged and said, ‘Nope, never seen it before.’ Just then, a delivery driver arrived, dropped off his goods, and exclaimed, ‘Hey, that’s my lunch!’ Turns out, someone had accidentally left their sandwich behind.