Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank and said to himself, 'I wonder if they take checks from Mars?' The guard looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. ‘We don’t accept Martian checks here,’ he replied. The delivery driver scratched his head and walked away, muttering something about interstellar banking standards. As he left, a nearby neighbor waved and asked, ‘Hey, did you get any good ones today?’

2. At dawn, when most banks are quiet, a neighbor noticed an unusual sight outside Fifth Third Bank. A delivery driver kept glancing nervously over his shoulder as he unloaded boxes. Curious, the neighbor tiptoed closer and saw that each box had a small hole in it—just big enough for a mouse. Turns out, the delivery driver was trying to sneak snacks into work without anyone noticing.

3. At dawn, when most banks are quiet, a neighbor noticed an unusual sight outside: a small bird had built its nest in the Fifth Third Bank’s security camera dome. The curious little bird diligently collected twigs and feathers every morning, never seeming to notice the confused looks from the bank employees inside. One day, a delivery driver joked that maybe it was time for the bank to upgrade their security to ‘smart cameras’—ones that could spot both thieves and tiny nest-builders. By noon, the nest was so cozy that even a regular customer commented, ‘I’d rather wait for my mortgage here than disturb our new feathered friend!’

4. At dawn, when most banks are quiet, a neighbor noticed an unusual sight outside: a regular customer was walking backwards into the bank, muttering something about ‘checking my balance again’. As he walked in, another customer, a delivery driver, asked him, ‘Are you okay?’ The man replied, still mumbling, ‘Just checking if I have enough dough for breakfast.’ Turns out, it wasn’t backward walking—he was simply reading his phone while heading toward the ATM.