Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Fifth Third Bank, he swore he heard faint laughter coming from inside the empty building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old cash register dancing on its own accord. Startled, he called out, ‘Who’s there?’ A small voice replied, ‘Just counting my pennies!’ Turns out it was just the night janitor playing his favorite song on the mic.}

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Fifth Third Bank, he noticed something odd in the parking lot—a mysterious envelope taped to one of the ATM kiosks. Curious, he picked it up and opened it to find a note reading: ‘Deposit this into your account for good luck.’ Inside was a single dollar bill. The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood stopped by to deposit their own dollar bills, thinking they’d hit the jackpot. By lunchtime, the bank had exactly five dollars more than usual.

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Fifth Third Bank, he noticed an ominous sign glowing in the parking lot: ‘ATM OPEN ALL NIGHT — EVEN WHEN WE’RE CLOSED.’ Curious, our delivery driver decided to check it out. To his surprise, inside was just an old ATM, blinking away like a lonely sentinel. As he approached, the machine greeted him with a scratchy voice: 'Welcome, sir! How may I assist you tonight?' The driver smiled and asked for the nearest McDonald’s location. The ATM replied, 'I’m sorry, I only dispense cash.' With a laugh, the driver left, knowing that sometimes life is like an ATM—always open when you least expect it.

4. Early in the morning, when Fifth Third Bank’s doors were still locked tight, a delivery driver pulled up with an unusual package. As he approached the entrance, he heard faint laughter coming from inside. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw only empty desks and rows of silent computers. The laughter grew louder, until finally, a small golden retriever bounded out from behind one of the counters, wagging its tail and chasing its own shadow. Turns out, someone had accidentally brought their dog to work—again.