Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a little girl walked past Fifth Third Bank, she stopped in surprise when her piggy bank started playing an old folk song. The music came from nowhere inside, and everyone who heard it agreed it sounded like something straight out of Grandma’s attic. Curious, she picked up the piggy bank and brought it inside. To everyone's amazement, whenever someone opened their account or made a deposit, the bank's doors would briefly open on their own, letting out a tiny melody that only those present could hear. Soon enough, Fifth Third Bank became known not just for its services but also for its quirky musical performances—much to the delight of local neighbors and even the occasional delivery driver.

2. One day, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes near Fifth Third Bank, he noticed something odd. A small bird kept flying around the building, chirping insistently and pointing its beak towards the entrance. Curious, the driver followed the little fellow inside, only to discover that the bird was trying to guide him into the employee break room. Turns out, it was just an overly enthusiastic finch on a mission to fetch some seeds from the snack cabinet for his neighbor.}

3. Late one night, a security guard patrolled outside Fifth Third Bank when he heard a soft humming coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a suit, dancing around with a stack of coins. ‘What are you doing?’ asked the guard. The man smiled and replied, ‘Just making sure everything’s in rhythm for tomorrow’s opening.’ The guard shook his head and chuckled, thinking it was one eccentric retiree who’d found a new hobby.

4. While standing in line at Fifth Third Bank, an elderly gentleman turned to his companion and asked, 'Did you hear? The teller just said “Have a nice day” to a pile of cash!' His friend shook his head with a smile, replying, ‘She probably meant it for your deposit.’ Just then, another customer—a delivery driver—asked impatiently behind them, “Hey, can I get some help here?” The old man chuckled, whispering back, “Looks like our luck’s running out.”