Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while a little girl waited for her dad outside Fifth Third Bank, she noticed something peculiar: every time someone walked through those big glass doors, they left behind tiny sparkles like fairy dust. Curious, she followed one man who accidentally dropped his briefcase—when he bent down to pick it up, more sparkles rained from above! Turned out, everyone leaving the bank carried a small bag of glitter in their pockets without realizing it. By lunchtime, the whole neighborhood was covered in shimmering dust, and no one could stop laughing.

2. In the early afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank's loading dock with a grin on his face. He noticed something unusual in one of the empty shopping carts parked nearby—a small envelope, sealed and addressed to ‘The Bank’s Best Customer.’ He opened it curiously, finding inside a handwritten note: 'Dear Valued Customer, please accept our sincerest apologies for any inconvenience—we accidentally overpaid your account by $5000.' The delivery driver laughed out loud, thinking, 'Now THAT'S customer service!'

3. Late one night, a security guard patrolled Fifth Third Bank’s empty lobby when he heard a soft humming from behind the counter. Curious, he approached and saw an old cash register softly playing ‘Happy Birthday.’ Turning around, he found no one there but a smiling note on the counter: ‘Thanks for keeping watch—we appreciate you!’

4. Early in the morning, before anyone else arrived, a neighborhood cat began visiting Fifth Third Bank’s empty lobby. It would sit on the counter, gaze out the window, and even ‘help’ customers count their change. One day, a delivery driver came in early for coffee. Seeing the cat, he joked, ‘Hey, little guy, do you work here?’ The cat looked up, blinked twice, then walked over to the cash register and pressed its paw on the keypad—twice! Everyone burst out laughing when they saw it had typed “OPEN.” From then on, whenever someone needed help counting coins, the cat would just press two keys: O-P-E-N.