Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little girl walked into her Fifth Third Bank branch and asked the teller, ‘Do you have any piggy banks today?’ The tellers looked confused but smiled back, until they noticed other kids starting to line up outside. The teller nodded and said, 'Yes, we do!' She reached under the counter and pulled out not just one, but an entire box of colorful piggy banks. Soon enough, parents joined their kids, and before long, the whole neighborhood was lined up waiting for their very own piggy bank. It turned out that Mrs. Johnson, who worked in the marketing department, had secretly ordered them as part of a new customer engagement campaign—nobody told anyone except the kids.

2. One day, a curious pigeon landed on the Fifth Third Bank's ledge and began pecking at something invisible to everyone else. Suddenly, the bird started squawking excitedly, as if it had found treasure. Everyone watched in amazement when, from under its beak, popped out an old key ring with five keys. The pigeon dropped them onto the counter, then flew away. A few minutes later, a confused but grateful customer walked in—they'd lost their keys earlier that morning.

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the Fifth Third Bank with a grin. ‘I bet you’ve never seen anyone deliver packages like this,’ he said, hopping out of his truck. He opened the back of his truck and revealed a small pony wearing a saddle and carrying a large envelope. 'This is our new security measure,' he announced proudly. The neighbors burst into laughter, but everyone agreed it was more effective than any alarm system.

4. One rainy night, an old man rushed into the Fifth Third Bank branch, soaked to the skin. As he approached the counter, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, due to technical difficulties, our ATM is now accepting deposits instead of withdrawals.’ The old man looked confused for a moment, then smiled and said to the teller, 'I guess I’ll just deposit my wetness!' A few minutes later, a delivery driver came in complaining that his ATM wouldn’t give him cash. The teller calmly replied, ‘Sir, try making a withdrawal—it’s working fine.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the old man who had already left, leaving behind only his soggy umbrella.