Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Caliber Collision, a little girl pointed and whispered, ‘Daddy, look—cars talking!’ Everybody turned to see if the old Chevy was really arguing with the Toyota again. Then an old man in a pickup truck leaned out and yelled, ‘Shut up already, you two!’ Suddenly, both cars fell silent, and everyone laughed. A delivery driver shook his head and said, ‘That’s why I always come here—they fix more than just dents around here.’

2. At Caliber Collision, a small dog yipped and darted towards the workshop door, its tail wagging frantically as if following some invisible cue. Inside, an old mechanic scratched his head, muttering, ‘Must be one of those GPS tricks again.’ The little dog paused briefly, then ran off, still wagging excitedly. A delivery driver shrugged and said, ‘I guess he knows where they keep the best treats!’

3. At Caliber Collision, an old man in a tweed jacket walked in with a worried frown. He approached the counter and asked the mechanic, 'Do you think my car can still talk?' The mechanic scratched his head and replied, ‘Well, sir, I’ve fixed plenty of cars here, but none that could hold a conversation.’ The old man smiled wistfully and said, “Oh, she used to tell me everything—where to turn left or right, when to stop for coffee…” A young delivery driver passing by laughed and joked, ‘Next time your car talks back, bring it to us!’

4. At Caliber Collision, a delivery driver stopped mid-sentence when he saw something strange. ‘Hey,’ he called out, ‘is that paint sniffing going on inside?’ ‘No, no!’ laughed the mechanic, wiping his hands on a greasy rag. ‘Just our new intern trying to blend in with the fumes from the paint booth.’ The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Next time, dude, try coffee instead.’