Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as mechanics were fixing cars in Caliber Collision, a delivery driver walked in with an unusual package. ‘It’s for your dashboard,’ he said, smiling mysteriously. Mechanics opened the box curiously and found inside a small potted plant labeled ‘Air Freshener’. They placed it on the dashboard of one of the cars. Over the next few days, customers started noticing that every time they came into Caliber Collision, their car smelled like fresh-cut grass. Turns out, the delivery driver was just trying to brighten everyone’s day.

2. One day, while mechanics worked on cars at Caliber Collision, an unusual announcement came over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your car is now officially late for its own appointment.’ A delivery driver looked confused and asked, 'But my order’s not even here yet!' Then a mechanic replied with a straight face, 'Your car must be running behind schedule.' The whole place burst into laughter as another voice chimed in, 'Hey, waiter—my dinner’s probably stuck in traffic too!'

3. While mechanics worked on cars at Caliber Collision, a neighbor stopped by with an urgent request. He needed help moving a large piece of furniture into his garage. So, two guys and a jack stand later, they managed to get the beast in. Just as they were patting themselves on the back, a delivery driver arrived with a new transmission for another car. ‘Hey,’ he said, eyeing the furniture, ‘looks like you could use this more!’ Everyone burst out laughing, and from that day on, Caliber Collision was known not just for fixing cars, but also for improvising furniture storage solutions.

4. While mechanics worked on cars at Caliber Collision, a regular pulled up in his truck, clearly agitated. He stormed into the shop and demanded, ‘Why is my truck singing “Happy Birthday” every time I start it?’ One of the mechanics, scratching his head, replied, ‘Sir, that’s not our doing—your truck must be humming along with the radio station you listen to!’ The customer checked his dashboard, grinned sheepishly, and said, ‘Oh, now I get it…’ And they all lived happily ever after, except for the poor truck, which had to endure its own birthday song until the radio was changed.