Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the guard at Bank of America, ‘Why does it always take you three tries to open that safe?’ The guard grinned and whispered back, ‘Because every time I try, my mind drifts to how much easier life would be if I had just one million dollars.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly, smiling as he walked away, thinking, ‘Probably should’ve brought some coffee for that guy.’

2. One foggy morning, as customers lined up outside Bank of America, someone noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside the building. It grew louder with each passing minute, like a distant party getting closer. Finally, the door opened, and out stepped a confused pigeon wearing a tiny suit and carrying a briefcase. Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just another foggy morning in the city. The regulars shook their heads and went inside, muttering, 'Same old Bank of America.'

3. Late one night, a janitor was mopping the floor at Bank of America when he heard a strange noise coming from behind the counter. Curious, he peered around the corner and saw only a delivery driver adjusting some boxes. The janitor sighed, thinking it must be his overactive imagination. As he turned back, he tripped on an errant cable and fell flat on his face, prompting laughter from the delivery guy. ‘Guess I’ll stick to cleaning,’ he muttered, dusting himself off.

4. Late one night, a security guard at Bank of America heard a strange noise coming from the vault. 'Is that you, Mr. Computer?' he called out, half-joking. ‘No, it’s not me,’ came a deep voice from inside. The guard peered into the darkened room and saw an old safe-deposit box moving on its own. ‘Mr. Computer’ turned out to be just an ancient security robot, dusty but determined, trying to deliver a package for a regular customer.’