Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At midnight, as a lone security guard patrolled Bank of America’s lobby, an ominous voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Your money is safe here… for now.’ Curious, the guard followed the voice to the vault room. Inside, an old safe was whispering back: 'But don’t forget to lock up when you leave.' The guard smiled and replied, ‘Don’t worry, pal, I’ll take good care of everyone’s dough.’

2. At dawn, when most banks are quieting down for the night, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar outside the Bank of America. A small bird had somehow managed to get trapped inside one of the glass doors. The delivery driver gently opened the door and freed the little fellow, who promptly flew up to the ceiling and started chirping frantically. For several minutes, everyone in the bank watched the tiny avian acrobat perform its aerial ballet before finally landing on a nearby ledge. The driver smiled, thinking it was a sign—maybe he should take a break from his usual routine too—and quietly left, leaving behind a note reading: ‘To our feathered friend: Welcome to Bank of America!’

3. At closing time, a janitor was mopping the floor in Bank of America’s basement when he noticed something odd. A small, old coin rolled across his path. Curious, he picked it up and saw that it was an ancient-looking penny. Suddenly, the elevator dinged, and a delivery driver walked in with a box full of sandwiches. ‘Hey, watch where you’re going!’ said the driver, but the janitor just smiled and replied, ‘I found something much more valuable down here.’

4. In the early hours of morning, while Bank of America’s teller windows were dark and silent, a mysterious voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that due to technical difficulties, all transactions today will cost exactly one dollar less than usual.’ A confused old lady approached the counter, asking why her withdrawal was short. The night manager smiled and replied, 'Ma’am, it’s our new way to say “Happy Banking!”' A delivery driver later complained that his deposit was off by a buck, but when he checked his receipt, found an extra doughnut in his bag.