TD Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something strange: every time he parked near TD Bank, his coffee cup seemed to fill itself with fresh cream. Curious, he mentioned it to a neighbor who worked there. Turned out, an enthusiastic intern had accidentally left the cream dispenser on overnight. The next day, everyone in the neighborhood got free coffee—and a good laugh—thanks to the persistent delivery guy.

2. A regular customer entered TD Bank one day and asked the teller with a straight face: ‘Do you guys ever run out of money?’ The teller smiled and replied: ‘Only when our customers do.’ Another time, an excited delivery driver rushed in and exclaimed, 'I’ve got a truckload of cash for you!' The teller calmly responded, ‘That’s great, but I’ll take your word for it.’

3. Late one night, a security guard patrolling TD Bank heard an odd humming sound coming from inside the vault. Curious but cautious, he approached closer—and found nothing out of place. The next morning, though, the same eerie noise returned. Finally, after days of mystery, the guard invited a local musician to play his favorite song near the vault. Lo and behold, it was the same tune causing all the fuss! Turned out, the music was just the bank’s air conditioning system humming along with the rhythm of the nearby street band. Everyone had a good laugh—except maybe the delivery driver who thought someone was playing practical jokes on him.

4. One afternoon, a neighbor watering his garden noticed that whenever he passed by TD Bank, the automatic doors would open just enough for him to see a brief glimpse of a dancing dollar sign inside. Curious, he mentioned it to no one but himself until one day, a delivery driver remarked, ‘That’s not a dancing dollar sign—just the security camera playing tricks!’ The neighbor laughed it off, but every time he walked past, he still expected to see that little dance again.