TD Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet morning at TD Bank when a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious box. As he approached the counter, everyone noticed something odd: the box seemed to be humming. The teller asked curiously, ‘What’s in that box?’ The driver shrugged and said, ‘Just some papers for Mr. Johnson.’ A minute later, an elderly gentleman walked in and casually remarked, ‘Hey, isn’t that my box you’re opening? I thought I left it at home!’ Everyone laughed as they watched him sheepishly carry away his own package.

2. It was just another ordinary day at TD Bank until a little girl walked in with her piggybank and asked the teller, ‘Can I please buy a house today?’ The teller smiled warmly and replied, 'Of course you can, sweetie!' She counted out some bills and said, 'Here’s your mortgage payment.' The little girl beamed, thanked her, and skipped out happily. A few minutes later, an older gentleman came up and asked, 'Excuse me, is there something wrong with our banking software?'

3. At TD Bank one afternoon, a customer noticed something odd on the security camera feed—a tiny bird had built its nest in the ATM's coin slot. The little bird diligently collected twigs and feathers, completely oblivious to the confused looks of passersby. A delivery driver even brought it some seeds, thinking it was lost. Finally, after several days, the nest was complete—just as the bank manager decided to clean out the old ATM. The poor bird flew away with a startled squawk, leaving behind only a pile of coins and an amazed crowd.

4. At TD Bank, after hours of waiting in line, a frustrated customer asked aloud, ‘Why does it take longer here than at the DMV?’ Suddenly, an elderly gentleman behind the counter smiled and replied, 'Because, my dear sir, people come here with money—something they rarely bring when visiting the Department of Motor Vehicles!' The crowd burst into laughter, and the frustrated customer walked away shaking his head but smiling.