About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Onyx Tax, LLC with an unusual package. As he unloaded it from his truck, he noticed something odd—a small envelope taped to the box read ‘Open only if you’re late for work.’ As he opened it curiously, out fell a note scribbled in pencil: 'Dear Accountants, you're so busy crunching numbers that you never see the time fly by—we hope this helps!' Inside was a bag of freshly baked cookies and a timer set for exactly 8:05 AM. The delivery driver grinned, realizing why everyone around here always seemed so cheerful.
2. Late one night, as the last tax preparer locked up Onyx Tax, LLC, a faint humming sound echoed through the empty hallway. The next morning, everyone in the building swore it came from inside the office, but no one could figure out its source. Finally, after weeks of puzzling, an intern found a tiny LED light stuck behind the filing cabinet. It turned out to be a forgotten birthday present for the owner—an illuminated geode that softly glowed when nobody was around. Everyone had a good laugh and agreed never to leave gifts unattended again.
3. One afternoon, while a young accountant was working late at Onyx Tax, LLC, her curious pug kept sniffing around the office printer. Suddenly, the machine spit out a receipt that read: ‘Balance Due: Zero.’ The little pug looked confused and excited, so she picked it up and showed it to her boss. Turns out, someone had accidentally entered negative numbers for their taxes. The whole office erupted in laughter as they celebrated zero balances with coffee and donuts—all thanks to a nosy pug named Max.
4. One day after school, a curious child ran into Onyx Tax, LLC, startled everyone when he asked, ‘Where do you weigh taxes?’ The accountants looked at each other, puzzled but amused. One replied, 'We don’t weigh taxes here—we calculate them!' Just then, a delivery driver walked in and quipped, 'Maybe I should bring some scales next time.' Everyone laughed, and the child left, wiser and with a newfound appreciation for accounting.