CVS Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS Pharmacy with an urgent package. As he approached the door, he noticed something odd: the security light flickered on and off in perfect rhythm to the sound of classical music coming from inside. Curious, the driver cracked open the door ever so slightly—only to see an elderly pharmacist humming along to Mozart while carefully counting pills. Turns out, it was just his favorite late-night playlist.}

2. At midnight, when most pharmacies were quieting down for the day, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS Pharmacy with an urgent package. As he approached the counter, the pharmacist whispered something strange into his ear and then quickly disappeared into the back room. The delivery driver looked around nervously but saw no one. Curious, he followed the pharmacist’s footsteps only to discover him humming happily while organizing a shelf of candies. ‘Oh,’ said the pharmacist, “I just wanted to surprise our neighbors with some free goodies.’ The driver laughed and shook his head, thinking to himself, ‘Next time I’ll know not to take those late-night deliveries so seriously!’

3. At closing time, a delivery driver approached the CVS Pharmacy and asked the clerk, ‘Do you take credit cards?’ The clerk replied, ‘Only if they’re expired!’ The delivery driver laughed and said, 'Well, I better check my wallet then!' Just as he did, an old lady from next door walked in and asked for aspirin. The clerk smiled and replied, ‘We only accept current prescriptions today, ma’am.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the delivery guy who realized his card was indeed expired.

4. At closing time, a delivery driver approached the CVS Pharmacy and asked the clerk, ‘Do you sell moonshine?’ The clerk looked puzzled but replied, ‘Only after-hours snacks here, sir.’ Just then, another customer—a regular—walked up and whispered conspiratorially, ‘Actually, they do have something special in the back.’ The delivery driver smiled knowingly and said goodbye, leaving everyone with a chuckle and a twinkle in their eye.