Astorg Auto - Service Area

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when Astorg Auto's garage doors opened like clockwork, a delivery driver noticed something odd. The parking lot was filled with cars, but no customers were inside. As he approached the entrance, a regular emerged from the shadows, muttering under his breath and pointing at an old tire swing hanging above the service bay. The regular stopped suddenly, pulled out a wrench, and whispered, ‘This old girl’s been waiting for you.’ He gave the tire swing a gentle push, and it swung lazily in time with the garage door opening. The delivery driver looked around nervously, then shrugged and sat down on an old toolbox, watching as the shadowy figure disappeared into the depths of the garage. Later that day, everyone agreed it must’ve been just another late-night prank by a friendly neighborhood mechanic.

2. At dawn, when Astorg Auto’s garage doors opened like clockwork, a delivery driver noticed an old man standing in the parking lot, muttering under his breath, ‘Finally, someone who understands my language.’ Curious, the driver walked over and asked what he needed help with. The old man smiled mysteriously and replied, 'Just checking if your mechanics speak Russian.' Turned out, he was from Odessa, and ever since then, whenever anyone mentions Astorg Auto, they say, 'They even understand our language!'

3. At dawn, when Astorg Auto's garage doors opened like clockwork, a delivery driver noticed an old dog staring intently from across the street. Each morning, the same little terrier appeared, its eyes fixed on the mechanics inside, as if trying to understand their mysterious work. One day, the little dog trotted over and sat next to a mechanic who was adjusting a tire. The mechanic looked down and smiled, scratching behind the dog’s ear. From then on, every morning, the dog joined the crew, becoming the unofficial mascot of Astorg Auto—until one day he accidentally knocked over a toolbox, causing everyone to laugh so hard they almost forgot to fix any cars.

4. At dawn, when Astorg Auto’s garage doors opened like clockwork, a delivery driver noticed an eerie humming coming from beneath one of the cars. Curious, he peered under and saw nothing but an old radio playing softly, tuned to some long-forgotten station. The delivery driver shrugged, turned up the volume, and found himself listening to an oldies station. By lunchtime, half the neighborhood had gathered around, dancing awkwardly in their overalls while sipping coffee. Turns out, it was just an ancient transistor radio left behind by the previous owner—now a local legend.