Southeast Valley Endoscopy Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet hallway of Southeast Valley Endoscopy Center, a delivery driver noticed something odd one afternoon. Over the intercom came an announcement in a calm but slightly robotic voice: 'Please be advised that today’s special procedure involves a very rare and unique patient.' The delivery driver paused for a moment, then shrugged and continued his route. Later that day, as he was leaving, he overheard two nurses whispering excitedly near the elevators. One said, ‘Did you hear? Today's patient is so unusual they even have their own elevator!’ The other replied, laughing softly, ‘I wonder if they'll ever deliver pizza there.’

2. In the dimly lit waiting room of Southeast Valley Endoscopy Center, an elderly gentleman dozed off in his chair. Suddenly, he started snoring so loudly that everyone around him woke up with a start. The nurse on duty shook her head and whispered to another staff member: 'He must be dreaming about his colonoscopy again.' Just then, a young delivery driver yawned and stretched, waking up from his own nap. He grinned sheepishly and muttered, ‘Guess I’ll never forget what they told me before my procedure.’ Everyone laughed, realizing that maybe some dreams really are better left undiscussed.

3. In the sterile hallway of Southeast Valley Endoscopy Center, a sign caught a nurse’s eye: ‘Today is not your day for colon cleanse—try again tomorrow.’ Curious, she looked closer and saw it was signed by ‘a concerned patient.’ The next morning, another note appeared: ‘Colon cleanse today? No thanks, I’ll stick with my daily coffee!’

4. In the early morning hours, a delivery driver pulled up to Southeast Valley Endoscopy Center and heard a strange humming sound coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he approached the building and noticed that the lights were on, though no one seemed to be around. As he peered through the window, he saw an old TV sitting on a table, softly playing some random channel. Suddenly, a character onscreen started waving frantically. The delivery guy laughed, thinking it was just another late-night commercial. Turns out, it was a local weather report—‘Stormy Weather Ahead’ indeed, as his coffee started dripping everywhere.