Optum

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Optum’s loading dock, he swore he heard faint laughter echoing from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing out of place—just empty exam rooms lit dimly by fluorescent lights. Still, every now and then, that same ghostly giggle seemed to follow him down the hallway. Finally, after hours of wandering, the delivery driver found himself in front of an old poster for ‘Healthy Living Tips’ with a smiling doctor on it. He laughed aloud, realizing his mistake: the sound had been coming from the TV in the waiting room. As he left, he waved goodbye to the cheerful doc on the poster, thinking maybe Optum wasn’t so spooky after all.

2. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to Optum's loading dock with a heavy sigh. Just as he reached for the door handle, something caught his eye—a shadowy figure darted across the parking lot. Curious, he followed the silhouette into the dimly lit alley behind the building. Turns out it was just a neighborhood cat chasing its tail. The delivery driver shook his head and laughed, muttering, ‘Another late-night adventure at Optum.’

3. Early morning fog wrapped the city in silence when a lone jogger stumbled upon Optum’s dimly lit parking lot. Peering through the mist, they thought they saw a shadowy figure darting between cars—only for it to vanish into thin air. Curious, the jogger approached and noticed an open door leading inside. Inside Optum, amidst the quiet hum of medical equipment, stood a grinning receptionist who asked, ‘Another early bird, huh? Need an appointment or just here for the free coffee?’

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Optum’s loading dock, he heard a strange humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—just the usual glow of computers and monitors. Suddenly, an old man in a lab coat appeared out of nowhere and started waving his hands around, muttering something about ‘biofeedback algorithms.’ The delivery driver blinked a few times before realizing it was just their neighbor, Mr. Jenkins, who worked there part-time fixing broken coffee machines. With a smile, Mr. Jenkins waved goodbye and disappeared back into the shadows, leaving our hero to finish his delivery—and wonder if anyone else had seen that.