Novocur Surgery Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to the Novocur Surgery Center one morning and called out, ‘Hey, anyone here seen my package? It looks like it got lost in surgery!’ The receptionist looked puzzled and replied, 'Sir, we're a surgical center—not a post office.' A nearby patient chuckled and said, 'Maybe he meant to deliver it to the local butcher shop next door!' And everyone laughed, including the confused delivery driver.

2. A nurse was finishing her shift when she heard an unusual voice over the intercom: ‘Excuse me, but could you tell me where I can get some novocaine around here?’ The nurse looked puzzled for a moment before realizing it must be a prank from one of the doctors. She laughed and replied, 'We don’t keep novocaine in the nurses’ station, but I can help you with something else!' Turns out, it was just an old delivery driver who thought he’d pull a funny joke on everyone.

3. A doctor was checking his phone during a quiet afternoon at the Novocur Surgery Center when he suddenly noticed something strange on the ceiling above him—a small red light blinking in time with the hospital’s heartbeat monitor. Curious, he looked up and saw that it was just an LED indicator from a nearby blood pressure machine, misaligned due to recent renovations. With a laugh, he adjusted it, and for the rest of the day, every time someone came for their check-up, they’d see him casually tapping away on his phone while whispering reassuringly: ‘Just a moment, Mr. Johnson—my app is loading.’

4. At dawn, a jogger passing by the Novocur Surgery Center noticed something strange—a small sign in the window read ‘Open for Emergency Beauty Treatments.’ Curious, she peered inside and saw only dim lights and an old calendar from last year on the wall. The next day, a delivery driver mentioned that he’d seen a neighbor going there every morning with a big smile on her face. Turned out, it was just another beauty parlor open early—offering secret facial treatments to locals who wanted to start their days fresh.