Neuromedicine Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a box marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the reception desk, an elderly gentleman emerged from behind the counter and whispered something strange into his ear. The delivery guy looked puzzled but nodded, then disappeared into the back. An hour later, everyone in the waiting room heard a voice over the intercom: 'Attention patients—we’ve received some new experimental medicine. Please don’t touch it or try to open any packages!' The elderly gentleman chuckled softly and said to no one in particular, 'Welcome to Neuromedicine Center.'

2. A curious neighbor noticed strange lights coming from Neuromedicine Center late at night. Curious, she peered through her window and saw a doctor typing furiously into his computer, muttering something about ‘neural algorithms gone rogue’. Suddenly, the doctor looked up, rubbed his eyes, and said, 'Damn neural networks! They keep insisting on ordering pizza.' The neighbor giggled and waved, thinking, ‘At least he’s not experimenting with time travel or anything.’

3. Late one night, a security guard heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside the lab. Investigating further, he found no one there but noticed odd patterns on the computer screen. Curious, he followed the trail of code until he stumbled upon a video of a sleepy doctor dozing off behind his desk. Turns out, it was just him, recording himself for a nap-time competition among staff. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh—and the humming stopped.

4. A doctor was deep in concentration, reviewing scans on her computer when she suddenly exclaimed, 'This patient’s brain activity looks like it’s playing chess!' Curious, she zoomed in further and realized the patient had just fallen asleep with his phone next to him—his notifications were triggering as if they were moves on a chessboard. ‘Next time, bring your own board,’ she smiled.