M&M Motorsales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At M&M Motorsales, a delivery driver once complained, ‘Why do these cars always look so happy when they leave here?’ Since then, customers swear that the used cars sold there drive off with smiles on their grilles.’ One day, a neighbor stopped by and asked why his own car never seemed as cheerful as those from M&M Motorsales. The salesman replied, 'Sir, your car’s frown is just its natural expression—it comes from delivering pizzas!'

2. At M&M Motorsales, an elderly neighbor once remarked, 'I swear, every time I pass here, those cars seem to be smiling back at me!' One day, a delivery driver stopped by and asked if he could borrow one of their ‘smiling’ cars for his route. When he returned hours later, he swore it had driven itself to all the right places—even stopping for coffee on its own!

3. At M&M Motorsales, a delivery driver once grumbled, ‘Why do these cars always look like they’re smiling at me?’ Finally, an old neighbor stopped by and asked, ‘You mean those happy-go-lucky cars from M&M? They’ve been smiling at everyone since they were made!’ The delivery driver shrugged, realizing it was just another quirky town legend.

4. At M&M Motorsales, a customer once asked with a puzzled expression, ‘Why does it take forever for anyone to test-drive one of these cars?’ The salesman smiled and whispered conspiratorially, 'Well sir, you see, every time someone takes our cars out for a spin, they fall in love with them so much that they end up buying the very next day.' A regular nearby nodded knowingly and added, 'Yep, that's why I always drive mine back myself!'