Impressions Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while driving past Impressions Dental, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar—a faint humming sound like an old record player playing in slow motion. Curious, he slowed down and realized it seemed to come from inside the building. As he peered through the window, he saw an elderly receptionist gently tapping her pencil on the counter, nodding along to the mysterious music. Turns out, she’d been listening to her favorite old-time radio show all morning. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and drove off—never realizing that now everyone in town thought Impressions Dental was haunted by a ghostly phonograph.

2. While waiting for an appointment one day, a regular overheard two dentists whispering in the hallway. ‘Did you see that new patient?’ one asked. The other replied, ‘No, but I heard her impression is amazing!’ Curious, the regular approached them and asked what they meant. One dentist grinned sheepishly and explained, ‘She’s so nervous every time she comes in, it makes for fantastic dental impressions!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the poor patient who was finally called back.

3. In the quiet neighborhood near Impressions Dental, a delivery driver made an unusual discovery one afternoon. Pulling up to the curb, he noticed a strange object protruding from a parked car’s trunk—an old, dusty mannequin wearing a full set of dental appliances. Curious, he approached and saw that its eyes were open wide in what seemed like a silent scream. Turns out, it was just an old mannequin used for dental training, left behind by a forgetful student. The whole neighborhood had a good laugh over it, and now whenever someone mentions Impressions Dental, they wink knowingly.

4. While dropping off supplies at Impressions Dental, a delivery driver heard a strange voice coming from inside: ‘You’d better fix it right or I’ll never smile again!’ The next day, while placing a crown, the dentist asked his patient, a grumpy old man, if everything was alright. The man growled, ‘Just make sure my teeth look natural!’ The dentist replied with a smile, ‘Trust me, when you see your new pearly whites in the mirror, you’ll be smiling too.’ The old man snorted and said, ‘We’ll see about that…’