East Valley Internal Medicine

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet hallway of East Valley Internal Medicine one morning, a delivery driver left behind something unusual—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper. Curious patients began noticing it, and soon enough, rumors spread that whoever opened it would receive unexpected good luck. As days passed, more people joined the game—some opening the box with trembling hands, others just peeking inside curiously. Finally, an elderly gentleman found a note inside: 'Your future is already written; don't worry, everything will be fine.' Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another prank, but they all agreed—they felt luckier than ever before.

2. In the waiting room of East Valley Internal Medicine, an elderly gentleman dozed off in his chair. Suddenly, the overhead speaker crackled to life with a deep voice saying, ‘Attention all patients: your doctor is running late due to an urgent meeting with our janitor.’ The old man stirred awake with a startled expression on his face. A young nurse approached him and whispered, 'Sir, don't worry—your doctor's just talking shop with our friendly neighborhood plumber.' Everyone in the room burst into laughter, including the elderly gentleman who had missed the joke the first time around.

3. In the supply closet of East Valley Internal Medicine, a curious nurse found a vintage coffee mug emblazoned with ‘World’s Best Doctor’ on the dayshift schedule. No name or department matched it, and when she asked around, everyone claimed they hadn’t seen it before. One morning, an elderly gentleman came in for his check-up. The doctor, noticing the mysterious mug, joked, 'I guess today is my lucky day!' Later that afternoon, while making rounds, he discovered the real World's Best Doctor—an enthusiastic delivery driver who brought them fresh pastries every week.

4. In the early hours before dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to the dimly lit parking lot of East Valley Internal Medicine. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, a soft humming sound emerged from within the clinic’s walls. Curious and intrigued, he followed the noise inside—only to discover rows upon rows of sleeping patients, each gently snoring in perfect harmony. As he watched, one elderly gentleman shifted slightly, causing everyone else to stir like dominoes toppling over. The delivery driver burst out laughing, realizing these weren’t patients but life-size mannequins for some mysterious overnight training session. Turns out, it was just a regular clinic practice run, and our hero left with a new appreciation for medical education—and a bit confused about what time they actually opened.