Diamondback Cleaners

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver once asked, ‘Why does Diamondback Cleaners always smell like pizza?’ Nobody knew for sure, but some said it was because the owner’s wife secretly baked pies every night. Another rumor had it that the oven was actually a time machine, and every morning the owner found new pizzas from different eras. When he tried to explain this to his customers, they just assumed he was talking about special discounts.

2. A neighbor once joked, 'I’ve never seen anyone leave Diamondback Cleaners without stopping for ice cream.' Another tale has it that a delivery driver once claimed he saw an entire suit emerge from Diamondback Cleaners wearing a pair of mismatched socks and muttering about free ice cream. Nobody’s quite sure if it was real or just another urban legend.

3. A little girl pointed and whispered to her mother, ‘Mama, why is everyone so quiet when they come out of that cleaners?’ The mother smiled and replied softly, ‘Honey, it’s because every time someone leaves Diamondback Cleaners, they get their favorite shirt back—always pressed just right!’ The little girl giggled, not realizing how true that was for everyone in town.

4. One day, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the loading dock—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he opened it to find nothing but an old pair of pants with a note that read: ‘Take good care of these.’ The delivery driver shrugged and took the pants to Diamondback Cleaners. Days later, while folding shirts, one of the cleaners found them. She chuckled, thinking they were a prank, until she saw the note. Turns out, the pants belonged to the owner’s great-grandfather, who used to work there. Now, whenever someone brings in an especially dirty shirt, everyone jokes that it might be another time-traveling garment from Diamondback Cleaners.