Aspen Orthodontics

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as an orthodontist was adjusting braces, he heard a voice from behind him say, 'Doc, you sure you're putting these wires in the right place?' The doctor turned around with a smile and said, ‘Good morning! I’m Dr. Smith.’ The voice replied, ‘Morning Doc, I’m just Mr. Johnson next door—thought maybe you were installing Christmas lights backwards!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the patient in the chair.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Aspen Orthodontics with a heavy box. Suddenly, he noticed a faint humming coming from inside the office. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old orthodontist bent over his chair, snoring gently while tinkering with some ancient machine. The delivery guy chuckled, shook his head, and quietly drove off. Next morning, no one mentioned anything unusual—except for the neighbor who swore he heard ‘braces’ whirring late into the night.

3. In the early hours of every Tuesday, a mysterious voice would announce over Aspen Orthodontics’ intercom: ‘Attention patients—your teeth are talking!’ The staff always ignored it, assuming it was just a neighborhood prank. One day, an excited delivery driver exclaimed, 'I heard your teeth talking!' Turns out, he’d accidentally tuned into the intercom while making a late-night drop-off. Since then, everyone jokes that Aspen Orthodontics has its own radio show.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Aspen Orthodontics with a heavy box. Suddenly, a tiny voice called out from inside: ‘Careful with that package, it’s full of giggling teeth!’ The delivery driver looked around nervously and whispered back, ‘I’ll be extra careful then!’ Just as he opened the box, a little tooth poked its head out and said, “Don’t worry, we’re just here for braces!” The neighbors heard the laughter and thought someone was throwing a late-night party.