Aspen Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when Aspen Dental’s doors were usually locked tight, a delivery driver noticed something strange. A small bird kept pecking at the glass door, as if trying to find its way inside. Curious, he opened the door just enough for the little fellow to fly in. The bird flapped around frantically until it landed on an old calendar, whereupon it promptly fell asleep. That day, Aspen Dental became known not only for their dental care but also for hosting unexpected avian visitors during morning deliveries.

2. At midnight, when Aspen Dental was dark and quiet, a night security guard heard faint music coming from inside. Curious, he approached the door and peered through the window. Inside, an old radio played softly, and in the dim light, he saw a toothbrush dancing along to the beat. Turns out, it was just an overzealous cleaning robot having its evening routine. The guard smiled, shook his head, and went back to his post, muttering, ‘Another day at Aspen Dental.’

3. At closing time, when Aspen Dental’s receptionist switched off her computer, she overheard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Please note that tomorrow morning, all patients must bring their own toothbrush.’ The next day, a regular patient arrived with his own toothbrush, but no toothpaste. The receptionist smiled and said, 'No worries, sir—we’ll provide that for you.' Meanwhile, outside, the delivery driver was muttering, 'Why do I always get sent to dentists who want everything brought from home?'

4. At closing time, when Aspen Dental’s receptionist switched off her computer, she overheard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention patients—your teeth are talking among themselves!’ Curious, she leaned closer and heard one tooth whispering to another: 'I can’t believe I just got a filling!' Another chimed in: 'Me neither—I thought I was next for extraction!' The receptionist smiled, thinking it must be some new dental software making funny noises. But then she noticed a regular patient nodding along with a smile on his face. Realizing they were all laughing together, she decided to keep the intercom joke going until everyone left—after all, happy patients meant healthier teeth.