Absolute Pain Relief

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Absolute Pain Relief and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why they say this place is a miracle?’ The receptionist thought for a moment and replied, 'I hear it's because everyone who comes in leaves feeling absolutely pain-free—from the bills!' The delivery driver laughed so hard he almost dropped his package.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Absolute Pain Relief and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside the clinic's closed doors. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only flickering lights and shadows. Suddenly, a familiar voice called out: 'Next!' Turned out it was just a late-night acupuncture session for a regular. The delivery driver left with a smile, thinking, ‘At least here pain is relieved—even if it’s absolute nonsense!’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Absolute Pain Relief and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Closed for Emergency Massage Therapy.’ The delivery driver knocked gently but got no response. Curious, he peered inside through the window and saw a familiar figure—an elderly masseuse dozing off with her head resting on a client’s foot. Startled, she jumped awake and whispered, 'Oh my goodness, I must’ve fallen asleep during another emergency session!' The delivery guy couldn’t help but laugh as he said, “Next time, maybe you should take your breaks in the staff room.”

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Absolute Pain Relief and noticed an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all patients—your pain is temporary, but our hours are not!’ The delivery driver chuckled, thinking it was some late-night prank. Little did he know that inside, patients were indeed finding relief from their aches and pains—and also from long waits for pizza deliveries! Back home, his neighbor asked if everything was okay, and he just smiled, whispering, 'Absolutely!'