About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as employees were settling in for their day, an unfamiliar voice crackled over State Farm’s intercom: ‘If you see a unicorn outside today, don’t panic—it’s just our new mascot!’ A delivery driver pulled up and asked if anyone had seen a white creature with a rainbow mane. Everyone burst out laughing until they saw the smiling unicorn standing next to him, holding a clipboard. The intercom then announced: 'Ladies and gentlemen, it seems our mascot has decided to make an appearance!'
2. In the middle of a routine workday, a deep, booming voice came over State Farm’s intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your monthly premiums are now officially jokes.’ Everyone froze for a moment, then started laughing so hard they almost missed their next appointments. A few minutes later, another voice crackled through: 'And don’t forget to pay on time!' The whole office erupted in cheers—until someone checked their balance sheet and realized it was April Fools’ Day.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to the front door one afternoon and asked, ‘Is there a Mr. Smith here?’ The receptionist looked puzzled but replied, ‘No, ma’am, no one by that name works here.’ The receptionist shook her head politely. Just then, an old gentleman approached from behind the counter. ‘I’m Mr. Smith,’ he said with a twinkle in his eye. ‘And I’ve been waiting for my policy renewal.’ They both laughed heartily as she processed his paperwork.
4. One stormy night, a worried neighbor knocked on the door and asked, 'Does your insurance policy cover lightning strikes?' The friendly homeowner replied with a smile, ‘Of course it does!’ Then they added, ‘But just so you know, I’m not actually insured—we’re just good neighbors.’ The neighbor laughed and shook their head, realizing the joke before heading off into the storm.